Girls are the Epitome of Bitch

They really are.

Someone pointed this out to me a few months ago and I began analysing myself in certain types of situations and I’ve been like, “yep total bitch in that situation”. Anyway this isn’t the point of the post.

There’s this new girl at work who I’ve only met literally a day ago. I have no idea exactly how old she is but she looks like she has graduated high school already and she has not continued her studies further. That is not the point of this post either.

Yesterday this new girl was talking to one of the male workers there and I over hear her say, “Girls are bitches, I hate girls and I don’t want to be friends with any of the girls here because they are too much drama. I am not your typical girl I absolutely hate girls.” Or something along the lines of that. But anyway, I mean c’mon all I wanted to tell her was, do you hear yourself?! You sound like a fucking bitch yourself and if you hate girls so much then why the fuck do you work in the most girl-iest section any store can offer?!!!

Fuck you and your judgemental dim witted mind! I mean fine fair enough, girls may cause drama and maybe they can be a lot to deal with but you know what, she needs to look herself in the mirror to stop making a fool of herself! I thought I was at an age where I wouldn’t have to deal with the bitchiness of girls but apparently not!


Strike Day

Dear Swinburne,

I get that today is a protest day for teachers but you do not barricade the entrances to the uni and shout at the students to stand with them because you are doing this for them, then tell them no classes are being held today.

First off, you aren’t doing anything for the students by barricading the entrances with rubbish bins. There are other ways students can get in after all, though you did block off the main entrance at the train station. It’s not “hurtful” that you blocked off the entrances 90% of students use but it’s rather annoying having to walk down the street, and around a corner to get into uni, or to even walk through a shopping centre and around the corner. It’s just more inconvenient and annoying really.

Secondly, standing there and shouting into a megaphone isn’t going to make students genuinely stand with you unless they are intimidated by the sound of your voice. Nor is it doing anything for the students because students have nothing to do with your want of pay rise or work benefits. Especially if you’re doing all that at a public car park. Your time is limited.

Thirdly, telling students that they have no class today is a stupid white lie and you know it. Only “some” classes were cancelled so telling students to go home or stand with you is complete utter bullshit because they paid for an education so stop wasting other people’s money just because you’re not happy with your job.

This isn’t even protesting! You aren’t even doing it right. If you really wanted to protest and do some real damage to the university to make a point about whatever you’re complaining about, you could cut off the technology in the university or not publish any academic works since the university makes money off that. There are so many other efficient ways you could strike but you choose to block off the entrance and shout into a megaphone.

I can’t believe I’m being taught by you guys before I head off into the real world.

“Tried of your shit” student.

All That Money, All Gone To Waste

I don’t mean to sound like a pretentious asshole or even a massive hypocrite to the first degree with the following rant I am about to burst into, but if I do then #yolo #swag #hashtag. I really have to get this off my chest anyway, as it’s been building up for a while. Usually when the following type of situation happens in real life, I stay quiet because they’re my friend and/or I don’t want to offend, but hey, this is my blog right, so I have the right to vent all I want. perks of having your own blog

I’m rather currently irritated by brats who get whatever the hell they want because their parents spoon-feed it right to them – wether it’d be begging for it first until their parents give in or not.

I don’t mean to sound superior but this is going to make me sound like such a bitch, but oh well. Ever since I’ve gotten a job (not saying I have a shit load of experience with this, but it’s what I’ve learned), I’ve managed to understand and grasp the concept of hard earned money, and being in retail it can get quite frustrating sometimes from being on your feet all day to dealing with shitty customers where all you want to do is punch them in the face. Going back to the topic of money, it’s pathetic to know quite a number of people around my age are still jobless and bloodsucking parasites, feeding off their parents so they can buy expensive items, and bust “their money” or all onto one expensive item that they don’t even know the hard earned money put into that one item, and all they do after is complain how poor they are after or how broke they are. If you’re fucking broke, it’s not your god damn parent’s fault, it’s your fault for buying all that shit with your parents’ money, so stop whining you’re broke and get a god damn fucking job. Earn your own fucking money. The audacity of some people surprises me to the core and make me want to rip them out of their own skin and hang them on a clothes line with pegs to dry.

I’ll be fair here – I understand if someone is looking for a job or don’t have time to look for a job because uni takes too much of their time (as in they’re at uni 9-5 almost everyday) or they’re too busy with other activities they have to participate in that take up most of their days etc. etc., but if you’re legit sitting around from day to day, going shopping and spending all your money your parents give you on clothes and accessories that you don’t need and can easily buy with your own money when you have a job, then I criticise you.

Don’t even begin with the argument of “It’s too hard to look for a job” because that is the most stupid argument I have ever come across. The only reason it’s “too hard” for you to look for a job is because you are simply not trying hard enough. Sure you’ve printed off copies of your resumé and handed it into stores that you’re interested in, but are you handing into every store you see? Honestly, go crazy with handing out your resumé because then there will be a more likely chance, whether it’d be one or two stores calling you up for an interview. Even hand your resumé chains at fast food stores – don’t be picky – especially if it’s your first job because at least it’s a stepping stone to where you want to be and hey – you get money too! So who cares about the late night finishes or a job with a lot of labour because you’ll get to where you want to be and work your way up. People don’t just magically be at the top of the company unless they are the son/daughter of their father’s famous and successful company, which you are not, so shut up and sit down.

I assure you, I don’t judge people based on what they purchase, honestly, your money, your buy, I couldn’t care less, but it’s how they got the money to purchase the item/s. If you have earned that money yourself I will happily withhold my judgement, and good for you. Unfortunately, in today’s society, there are too many reliant and dependent fools who continue to splurge their parents’ hard earned money on materialistic things they don’t even need especially when everyone’s trying to save their money.

Another thing that crawls under my skin is the people who feed off Centrelink, like a bloodsucking leech and refusing to let go, where the Centrelink money is suppose to go to your parents to help them with their financial needs or on your education. Instead, people use it to buy unneeded necessities such as, alcohol. You are so not worth the value of your items if it’s not your own earned money, you’re worthless and I have no respect for you.

This is probably a tip of the iceberg on why I loathe the majority of the world. I understand with the money that I get taxed with after working a long odious shift, is all going to a worthless lazy scumbag who spends their Centrelink money on items that are not worth them or anything. What also bugs me is the way people lie to their parents when they need money. They’ll tell their parents they need money for their educational books, but instead, they’ll go spend it on party dresses or at clubs! All that money, all gone to waste.

However, with that said, I think it’s okay for people who have casual work to live off their parents. With my rant, I don’t mean you have to pay your own bills, buy your own foods, and that is because you don’t have a stable income, and if it is, it probably isn’t enough as every week you’ll be eating scraps off the floor. It’s okay to let your parents pay off expensive surgeries or your car service bill, but at least take a step, take a leap and start being more independent. That way, you won’t be living off your parents when you’re at the age of 30.

I know I’m not as persevering as other people, apart from the Mother/Father’s Day dinner shout, I don’t give any of my independent pocket money to my parents, and I don’t take any money off them – at least I try not to. However, if let’s say my mum pays for an expensive item, say a MacBook, I will pay her back until I am in debt no more, no matter how long it takes, because that item is something I want, not something I need.

Bottom line, if you earn your own money, you have the right to keep it, you have the right to spend it however you want on whatever the hell you want, but if it’s your parents’ hard earned money, go fuck yourself. Think again – your parents have sacrificed so much for you and how do you repay them? By spending their own money? Oh okay.


I was working a night shift with this sixteen-year-old chick who was filling in for a regular, and this was the first time I met the sixteen-year-old.

When I met her, I found it really hard to talk to her when I asked her questions out of politeness to get to know her better. I tried to keep a conversation going but she didn’t even put in any effort and replied to me in a tone like she wasn’t interested. It turns out she has a lot of attitude.

Breaks at the place I work at are only ten minutes during that particular shift. So this bitch left for her break and didn’t come back in 20 mins, and she knew she was only allowed to take a 10 minute break. I swear, I was soo fucking pissed off when she came back from her break, since she didn’t even have a legit excuse why she took 20 minutes in the first place! She came back and she was like, “I was at Surpre shopping trying to find clothes my size”, okay you fucking Supre-loving whore, listen up!

Firstly, shopping isn’t a legitimate excuse to take 20 minutes on a break, and Supre is only a store for fucking anorexics, not people your size, you chubby bunny!

Secondly, do you know how long 10 minutes is? When you leave at 7:00, you’re suppose to come back at 7:10, not 7:20! And if you do come back that late, the least decent thing you could do is at least apologize and not talk about your shopping expedition to Surpre and how you were going through every piece of fucking clothing on the rack and couldn’t find anything your size there!

I swear I was soo going to tell her off, but I can’t believe I ended not up doing it. Why didn’t I do it?! Ugh, I so should have.

Also, the whole night, this bitch bossed me the fuck around. I mean, who the fuck do you think you are you sixteen year old, terra titted bitch! Don’t fucking tell me to help this and that customer out, and if they actually do need help, at least ask me nicely and not say it in such an authoritative tone like you own the god damn place! And don’t tell me to pull the god damn fucking doors down just because you can’t do it yourself! You should be fucking grateful I came over to help you out in the first place so you wouldn’t look so much like a ‘tard trying to pull them down yourself!


Anyway to end on a lighter note, I’ve handed in my accounting assignment, behaviour and change essay and sat my mid semester test for business law! Aaand I also got a D for one of my essays I handed in weeks ago!! Saaaa haappieeee :’)

Why Would You Wear 5 Inch Heels to Uni?

Seriously, who are you trying to impress with your elongated legs though? Your textbooks?!

Since semester 2 has started, all I saw were most of the women walking around in giant heels, and this has bugged me the most this and last week. Now I’m talking about 5 inch heels, and nothing smaller.

Firstly, why would you wear them to uni? It’s completely unnecessary and impractical to be walking around uni with those killer shoes. You could twist your ankles, and they’ll be sore at the end of the day. I mean, you go to uni to learn, and in return your ankles start giving you trouble because of the pair of shoes you decided to wear to uni. Also, when you’re going to catch the train, and you’re running to catch it, you could potentially trip and injure yourself! Plus, you’ll be carrying lots of books around campus. Need I remind you how far you need to walk? It’s just too troublesome!

I am completely aware that wearing 5 inch heels may give female individuals a boost in confident. However, sitting in your tutorial or lecture in a pair of killer heels does not improve your studies one bit! I mean, c’mon, how can it boost your studies? “Oh hey, I feel so confident answering this question because my legs look like a pair of gazelle legs.”

Also, heels aren’t the only thing that looks great with your outfit either, and they’re not the only type of shoes that “completes” your outfit! Shoes without heels – flats – can complete your outfit too and look great with your outfit at the same time, and it’s a lot more practical wearing them around campus! So if you don’t already have a pair of black flats ladies, go down to your local fashion shoe shop and purchase a pair of black flats! They’re quite versatile so they’re bound to go with anything – trust me, I own a pair myself!

Don’t wear them around campus either because you look tall in them either. That’s not an acceptable reason either. That’s just another stupid and ridiculous reason! I’m at a bloody midget height for my age but I do not wear a pair of 5 inch heels just because I want to be taller! You don’t need to look tall at uni. No one cares how tall or short you are. Your textbooks don’t care how tall or short you are. Your friends don’t care how tall or short you are – just as long as you’re physically there.

But don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind wearing a pair of heels when I go out. I mean I get it, they’re pretty, match with my outfit, make my legs look amazing and I feel taller, but just not to uni because it’s completely unnecessary!

You’re at uni for an education, not for a party or getting cultivating hammertoes or to catwalk down the corridors after every class. There is plenty of time and much more appropriate places after and outside of uni to throw on a pair of 5 inch heels and strut around in them. Uni just isn’t the right place for them!

Why are the Janoskians famous?

Janoskians: Just Another Name of Silly Kids In Another Nation’s Skip

Yeah that right –silly. Actually, I think I’ll take it a step further and replace that word with ‘stupid’.

Recently, I found out the Janoskians were going on tour. To begin with, why the hell are they even touring in the first place? They don’t have anything to offer and if you’ve seen their videos surely you’ll understand why I’ve said that.

In case you don’t know who the Janoskians are, they are a bunch of Melbourne teenagers that are known for their videos on Youtube.

But before I continue, let me just get this straight. I don’t hate and nor am I jealous of the Janoskians or their fame because frankly, I wouldn’t want to be known doing the imprudent things they do in public if I were at the same level of fame as them. I just think what they’re doing is completely stupid and wrong on some levels. If you can’t be bothered to read my whole rant about them then just scroll down to the TL;DR part at the bottom of the post.

Anyway, the Janoskians are pretty much the epitome of everything wrong in society. Fucking hell, I’m actually glad I don’t even like them. I honestly cringe when people say they ‘love’ these boys and ‘idolize’ them. I mean, why the fuck are they even famous and idolized for? Is it because they made themselves puke rainbow milk in one of their Youtube videos? Or is it because they put chillies in each other’s eyes? Or is it because they attach mouse traps on each other? I really can’t believe people actually worship these boys for doing those kinds of things. Anyway, next time I see my friends, I’m going to put chilli in their eyes and attach mouse traps to their ears and be worshipped by them and everything.

Yep ok, seems legit.

But firstly, what the Janoskians are doing is harmful stuff to themselves, and that’s not even funny because making themselves throw up is not only disgusting and dumb but also dangerous, and so is eating raw meat, which has some nasty bacteria on it that can lead to death. When one of them dies because of the thoughtless ‘Sunday Dares’ they do, will that be ‘funny’?

Also, the activities they participate in, in the streets of Melbourne, reflect badly on Australians and more so Melbournians teenagers. They’re definitely not a good influence on younger kids either! Internationally, these boys represent Australians as a whole and more so Melbournians, and speaking as both, I do not want people like them representing our city or country to the world because all they seem like are a bunch of hooligans aiming to cause trouble wherever they go! Causing a public nuisance is not even funny, it’s just plain right disrespectful and people will think you’re nothing but a tool. They create an inaccurate and atrocious image of teenagers as well and from their videos, people make the assumption that teenagers are stupid and reckless.

But I have to admit, I think some of the videos they make are actually quite amusing, such as the ‘Ellen’s Dance Dare’ one and the… actually that’s the only video I find funny by them. However, their other videos aren’t and on a rather foul level. For example, their dysfunctional family video, they included domestic violence, child abuse and rape. For me, that just crossed the line. They went too far and even though they were trying to raise awareness of these unfortunate things that actually do happen, they did a horrible job of it! Their ten minute video just turned out completely stupid and made me go ‘wtf is this shit?!!’ I’ve lost so much respect for them and to begin with, I didn’t even have a lot of respect for them in the first place.

I still haven’t finished this rant, but I’m starting to get over it. I feel like if I spoke about this topic in year twelve for a persuasive speech or something, I’ll probably end up shouting my ass off again just like I did for David Hicks. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if my friends could imagine me shouting and ranting about my Janoskians rant LOL.

I really do remember doing that David Hicks and Guantanamo Bay fiasco speech in year twelve though. I ended up ranting and shouting at the audience about it for a good five minutes or so, whilst scaring the shits out of the audience (especially the front row) and receiving comments that I was ‘scary’. Ah, good times!

Anyway I need to calm down, so to end on a brighter note, I have finished my exams. Woohoo!!

TL;DR: I don’t hate the Janoskians, I just don’t understand why they are even ‘famous’ when they have no talent. Also, I’ve finished my exams.