An Email from the Morbid Bitch

I think I can actually get sued for calling my tutor a bitch in public. Ahahaha, I am so fucked if my employers or university tutors or lecturers ever finds out about this space.

Anyway, so the other day at uni while I was sitting in my tute doing my work and copying shit off the board, I receive an email, which my trusty phone notified me of. Being the materialistic teenager who gets very, very easily distracted and is very attached to her phone, I open the email and begin to read it’s contents. It is from none other than the bitchy tutor herself.

One section of the email that caught my eye read,

Courtesy in the Classroom: Several Tutors have noted that some students have been less than respectful in the classroom to other students or to a Tutor recently. Please note that I will be referring future instances of this to Client Services for assistance. Each student is reminded to behave in a respectful manner to their Tutor and to all students.

I can’t believe my tutor, far out. If this isn’t referring to the tute I am in then that’s good, but if it is OHMYFUCKINGGOD.

Why the fuck send an email like that after what you’ve done to deserve such attitude towards you?

Oh my fucking god, I swear my tutor is such a bloody, weirdo.

Seriously.

And which student in the class dobbed us in for bitching about her every Wednesday morning before she walks into the room?

Ugh.

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My Tutor Is A Morbid Bitch

Really she is.

When I first met her at the beginning of the semester I found her alright. I thought she was going to be one of those nice tutors who give marks easily, which she said so herself in the first tute, “I give marks very easily, I’m happy to give HDs!”

Next thing you know, she fails you for the first part of your component for your assignment.

I go to her lectures and she points out the negatives in every fucking case scenario.

“This many people died.” BLAH BLAH BLAH

Look, lady, I didn’t come to your lectures to hear you talk about the negatives, I came to learn and pointing out unnecessary stuff like that won’t teach me anything. But whatever, it’s not like I go to her lectures anymore… only just when I need to.

So two weeks ago we were doing presentations (still are), and we got up to this group where she kept on interrupting them every slide. The group of three were doing their presentation, speaking and explaining to the class about the topic they were given, until the tutor interrupted them saying stuff like,

“Your data isn’t right.”

“Your referencing is wrong.”

“Your information isn’t correct.”

“What you’re saying is completely wrong.”

“Your font size isn’t big enough!”

Yes, I’m serious, this bitch is pedantic about font size, if she can’t read it, it’s too small for her, I mean you could have font size 16, which everyone else can see perfectly fine on a powerpoint slide, but for her, it must be font size 24 or you’ll suffer the wrath of my bitchy tutor!

Woman, you don’t interrupt anyone while they’re doing a powerpoint, teaching or at least speaking! You’re so fucking rude and you complain that students are rude to you, oh yeah I wonder why!

I’m so glad that student that presented stood up herself when the tutor interrupted her, but I felt so sorry for her when she ended up crying at the end of the tute because of my tutor, and because of all that hectic drama, that student ended up moving to another class the next week!

Also today in my other class that my bitchy tutor takes, tells my group and I that we are not going to get a HD after we tell her we’re aiming for a HD for that class. Oh yeah, and she says that one of the guys in our group can’t be doing 80% of the work while everyone else does 30%, and this wasn’t even in a nice tone, this condescending bitch blames us that we’ve been making that guy do all the work. I mean helloo, we haven’t even done any work together, why the fuck are you even saying this?! Also, why the fuck do you think we’re making this one guy to 80% of the work? Is that how you really think of us? What kind of students do you think we are? What kind of person are you for assuming such thing?

The day I will have my last class with her is the day I cannot wait for as I will be free from her rein of terror and bitchy-ness.

I hate her.

Your Display Picture and I Are Twins

Cindy . says
WTF KITTY
he added me on msn
and do u know what his dp is??
THIS ASIAN GIRL WITH BOOBS ALL HANGING OUT
i was like
k im not talking to you ever
LOOOOOOOOL

—-‘s msn dp

Kit-Mun says
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DID YOU DELETE AND BLOCK HIM AFTER
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Cindy . says
LOOOOOOOOL
havent yet
i actually wanna talk to him for a bit
AHAHAHHA
see what hes like
but srsly
THE FUCK

Kit-Mun says
LOLOLOLOL
DROP A HI
I’M SRS
be like
hey —- how have you been
or smth

Cindy . says
LOL
HAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHA
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
HI —-
NICE DP (Y)
(should i should i?)
LOLOL

Kit-Mun says
LOOOOOOOOOOL
up to you 😉

Cindy . says
LOL
just send him an offline message
yeh
just be like
“hey i really like ur dp”
“is it u?”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Kit-Mun says
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
make him go
wtfff I MET YOU LAST WEEK
then you can say what eukin told you to say before
sorry i don’t know what you’re talking about
i was doing laundry last week

Cindy . says
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
THAT IS
SO FUCKING MEAN
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kit-Mun says
NO ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS
OH MAH GOD
I DARE YOU TO COPY THE PIC
AND USE IT AS YOUR DP
AS WELL

Cindy . says
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I KNOW
THATS WHAT I WAS DISCUSSING WITH CALENE
AHAHAHAHAH

Kit-Mun says
LMAO
OR LIKE TAKE A PIC OF YOURSELF
MIMICKING HER POSE
AND USE THAT AS YOUR DP
OMG
THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Cindy . says
AHAHAHAHHAA
OMG
U GENIUS
OMG
WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA
except im not that fucking pale!
and i dont have those boobs!
u know what would be super freaky
if i photoshopped my face onto it
and used it as my dp
like “hey —- sup.”
“like my dp”
“i made it for u”
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
this is sooooooooo inappropriate
LOL!

Kit-Mun says
NO YOU’RE FUCKING HILARIOUS
BE LIKE OMG YOUR DP AND I ARE TWINS
WE’RE LIKE TOTES RELATED!!

Cindy . says
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god
i cant breathe
brb

Kit-Mun says
OMG
HAVE YOU GONE OFF TO CAMWHORE
AND TAKE SHOTS LIKE THE CHICK IN —-‘S DP
OMG

Cindy . says
LMFAO
U BITCH
i have to clean the fucking bathtub
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
not even joking…

Kit-Mun says
DO THE SHOTS IN YOUR BATHTUB
LOOOL

Cindy . says
LOL
EWWWWWWWWWW
no wayyy
ew
should i?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KITMUN STOP PIMPING ME
AHAHAHAHAHAH
UR SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE ZOMG

Kit-Mun says
WHAT
I AM NOT A BAD INFLUENCE
YOU ARE
I AM A GOOD ROLE MODEL
I ACT RESPONSIBLE
AND YOU FIND IT REALLY HOT

Cindy . says
ARE U SRS
“TAKE A PIC OF URSELF MIMICKING THE SHOT”
“THEN U CAN BE LIKE WE’RE RELATED”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
U IDIOT
I TAKE THAT BACK NOW

Kit-Mun says
TOO LATE

Cindy . says
IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT A PIMP U ARE
anyway srsly
i gotta clean the bathtub
bbl
IM BACK

Kit-Mun says
ARE YOU CALM NOW
LOL

Cindy . says
NO IM NOT
a little bit calmer i guess
but even the tiniest kitmun retardedness
can get me back high

Kit-Mun says
LOLOLOLOL
I’M NOT A RETARD YOU BITCH
I AM RESPONSIBLE
SO EXCUSE YOU
I SHALL TURN YOU ON WITH MY RESPONSIBILITY
CINDY WHEN YOU TAKE THE PICTURE
YOU MUST COVER YOUR BOOBS
I DON’T WANT TO SEE THEM HANGING OUT

Cindy . says
ROFLMAO
WELL OBVIOUSLY U BITCH
WHAT DO U THINK I AM
DONT ANSWER LOL

Kit-Mun says
AHAHAHAH
whats up

Cindy . says
LOL
IM PRACTISING MY POSES
STOP DISTRACTING ME WOMAN
KITTY
u know what would be the creepiest thing
the creepiest out of all the creepy things weve talked about today
would be to photoshop —-‘S face onto his dp
and use it as my dp and be like “i love my dp”

Kit-Mun says
LMFAO
OMFGG
HEY —- EVER IMAGINED YOURSELF AS A GIRL? 😉
I.E LIKE THE ONE IN YOUR DP

Cindy . says
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
thats just not good LOL

Kit-Mun says
thats like creepy obsessive girl
but it would be hilarious

Cindy . says
dear —-
hello
its cindy here from friday night
i know weve only met for a few days
but..
ive been thinking about u every night every day
i even photoshopped u
here
why dont u take a look
*massive pic of him on his dp*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
creepy obsessive

Kit-Mun says
LMFAO
OMFGG
CRYING COS I’M LAUGHING TOO MUCH

Cindy . says
OMG
IMAGINE IF I USED THAT PHOTOSHOPPED PIC OF HIM AS MY FACEBOOK DP
AND BE ALL LIKE I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
AND THEN ON MY MSN SKYPE AS WELL
OMG OVERLOAD
everywhere he turns its him
HE’D BE LIKE ON FACEBOOK
EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS CREEPY, WE ONLY MET ON FRIDAY NIGHT!
and i’d be like uh i dont know what ur talking about i was at home doing laundry so whatevs
*massive pic of him on my fb still*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Kit-Mun says
LMFAOOOOO

Cindy . says
dude —– doesnt have ANY IDEA who i am and what im like
and all my friends already know who he is
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ESP U
WE VE BEEN TALKING ABOUTH IM
FOR LIKE 3 HRS
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
POOR HIM
UNWITTING VICTIM